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Piss Demotivational Poster

PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off

TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.06/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm
Ha! Too true!

BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them

TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.

I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this photo in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
Damn that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones

You Bastards! -

TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.63/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?

THIS DOG - can totally bite your face off >:D


TAGS: gi joe is sooo pissed
Rating: 2.3/5

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LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 2:42 pm
Ken likes rear ends...but I don't think he likes Barbie's!

EASTER - For 364 days a year people don't give a shit about me, but when it comes to free chocolate suddenly I become everyone's friend.

TAGS: easter bunny is pissed
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 10:32 am
Where chocolate Easter eggs come from http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0942l.jpg

ZEN TEACHINGS - Some days you are the dog, and some days you are the tree.

Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.

Pissing Fire -

TAGS: piss
Rating: 2.04/5

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dons - May 13, 2008, 5:49 pm
this is actually quite imaginative and funny

SECRET - Three may keep a secret If two of them are dead

TAGS: little sister not retarded pissed
Rating: 4.74/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
tw5 of them are dead and buried for sure by now :)
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:38 am
This is rather desturbing for some reason. Got my 5 lions!
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
gee thanks
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:43 pm
This was damn good. 5L and fav'd

PEPSI TWIST - With Just a piss... I mean Twist of lime

WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin

TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "fuck tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana fuck tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Robber's worst nightmare

REINCARNATION KARMA - Dead exboyfriend's revenge is sweet!

TAGS: girl dog piss beach
Rating: 3.33/5

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Zook - November 3, 2010, 6:37 pm
good start!

PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!

TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off shit twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vibrator it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)

TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.

WORKDAY PLAN - I am going to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………

WET? -

PABST BLUE RIBBON - even we French people know it's a no-no

FINE LINES - There is one between thirsty and batshit crazy.

TAGS: monkey piss
Rating: 2.12/5

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Jaubrey - August 13, 2010, 2:02 am
that monkey has a plastic red cap on its asshole!
dfdfdfdfdf - May 14, 2009, 11:53 am
that pic is hilarious!
omg - February 26, 2009, 6:52 pm
Fucking worst photoshop job ive ever seen.... lol look at the size of the monkeys head and the fuzz around the guys hand. Maximum Phailure.
HtD - January 9, 2009, 5:12 am
Looks like Jared from Subway.

FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.

CHRISTMAS GIFTS - Gonorreah - The gift that keeps on giving


TAGS: pissing off god god killing
Rating: 3.49/5

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elraver - November 22, 2011, 4:13 pm
You shouldn't hang Satan on a hook...
W - March 1, 2009, 9:14 pm
It's not clear that it's Satan's job to kill people. That's not his gig, man.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
I havent read the bible but is that really true? :o Maybe Al Pacino was right.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 1:40 am
Satan, the underachiever of the bible.
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 12:42 am
Hey, I warned them once, but they wouldn't stop sacrificing virgins to their sun god. They should have sacrificed to me. I woulda' got shit done.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 12:23 am
If the blue bar represented EGD's reign of terror it would be about 10x longer. Remember the Mayans? They pissed him off once...ONCE.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:57 pm
--armagedon time.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:57 pm
That's why there is no true God but the Elder God Douchebag -- can't pin nothin' on Him. Abso-fuckin'-nothin'. They be callin' Him, inter allia, "The Teflon God". Even Satan couldn't beat the rap, not totally. Him and God -- fuckin' amateur hour at ar

THE EVEN BOY-GIRL RATIO - It will be Enforced! With extreme prejudice.

TAGS: pissed
Rating: 3.43/5

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TAGS: see you re pissed at cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:06 am

If this came from aggy's shop it is stuffed full of guinness caps
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:57 am
That is the most effin epic Pinata i have ever seen! Must have got it from aggy's pinata shop

TABLE MANNERS - You don't piss on hospitality!


TAGS: piss
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Women push their way into the men's loos here all the time.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 12:48 pm
She can go where ever she wants. so long as she does not stand at the urnal.
culos - January 28, 2010, 12:22 pm
Whatever floats your boat :-)
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:20 pm
Can I give a 6L vote for "Yes please! (Golden Shower?)"
culos - January 28, 2010, 12:18 pm
I thought that after many from Ron and some from Cubby it was my turn now. 1L away if you like....(You're too clever for you own good damnit)
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:07 pm
I said, "NO, I would not object to her using the Men's Room"...why wuold you vote-whore for a 1L vote? I'm soooo confused now.

PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.

YES! - You are on Google Maps


TAGS: grandma is pissed
Rating: 1.5/5

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Derek - January 6, 2010, 7:10 pm
An afghan cookie?


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm



TAGS: hubris brass internet piss timmy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5L Nicely done sir.

POETRY - A smile happens in a flash, but the memory can last a lifetime


TAGS: cougars assignment don t piss off the furries
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:15 pm


TAGS: rich to the poor economics piss trickle
Rating: 4/5

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CommonSenseIsUncommon - September 15, 2011, 9:19 am
If Capitalism is so bad then why do you feel the need to use an image from a Socialist country? In Socialist countries only government officials are wealthy. Everyone else is equally impoverished.
Sean - April 23, 2011, 3:39 pm
Dandruff ... onto your shoulders. Pesticides ... into the water table. Hope that helps.
Master - April 23, 2011, 2:01 pm
I have written about this, on occasion, but this image is orders of magnitude more effective than all My writing put together. Five lions, for sure!
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 12:10 pm

i felt it was even worse when it was from a first world country to a third world nation. sad.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:40 am
This would have had more punch if you'd used a picture from a capitalist country.
Anonymous2 - September 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
Trickle-down economics - because you don't go to the guy holding a "Will work for food" sign to get a job.
agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:45 am
With a healthy prostate, it wouldn't trickle, RL. 5L
Faceplant31 - September 12, 2010, 10:24 am

FEAR OF HEIGHTS - Damn, I just pissed myself ...

...AND THIS... - ...is for not remembering to make me part of the M.A.L.T.!

TAGS: oh great way to go naru youve pissed off power girl
Rating: 3.69/5

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Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:03 am
Check the "Something for the Ladies" thread in the forums. (Naru screwed up.)(^^)
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:00 am
Oh, no, she's been inducted. It was an oversight for awhile, that's why PG's angry. But Naru wore her out last night, and she slept like a baby, I heard.
Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 9:58 am
Pfffbt. As if they would turn her down. There has clearly been a miscommunication. Naru? Care to clear things up for us? she looks mighty angry, and scares me slightly...

RUCKA RUCKA ALI - Spoofing songs and pissing people off since 2008

TAGS: ruckaruckaali spoof pissedoff
Rating: 3.11/5

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CptCrash97 - June 14, 2011, 7:39 am
yeah...hell yesh

TRANSLATION - Now make me jump thruogh a hoop you TWAT!

TAGS: pissed whale
Rating: 3.08/5

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Subtle Hints -

TAGS: piss
Rating: 2.41/5

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BoogyBoogy - September 20, 2008, 5:25 pm
Innovative droogs!

A CRAP - Who gives it?

PISSED OFF - and on

TAGS: pissed on and off
Rating: 2.14/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Making water on a Water Buffalo? Charge!!!

SUCCESSFUL PAPER TRAINING - Best to use the sports section when there is a soccer photo. 99% effective.

EVIDENCE - R. Kelly's prosecutor is gonna have a field day


TAGS: piss
Rating: 1.98/5

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firefly - June 13, 2009, 10:33 am
Islam - the religion of peace.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 10:39 pm
Fuck religion.
allah - January 11, 2009, 8:04 pm
Why do muslims always cover their faces like a bunch of cowards
Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 4:59 pm
When time travel to the past becomes possible, let's go back and murder Muhammad ibn ‘Abdullāh, BEFORE he became a prophet. Problem solved!
Tony - October 27, 2008, 12:10 pm
shot those in the head who insults america, oh and p.s fuck islam go behead urselfs douchebags
Lolnoob - July 7, 2008, 1:15 pm
i forgot how smart americans are they have flying tanks. RUNNING AIRCRAFT'S FTW!!!!
Garilanis - June 24, 2008, 4:30 pm
Yes behead all those who say your religion is violent that will prove..err pfft FAIL
Drew - June 12, 2008, 9:05 pm
FUCK ISLAM! Remember we have flying tanks.
Insult to Injury? - May 11, 2008, 9:04 pm
Consider yourself insulted... Now what about head?
jay - April 27, 2008, 12:18 am
Fuck Islam ooh shit duck

Vorten Cruises -

TAGS: piss
Rating: 1.27/5

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can you -

TAGS: she was really pissed off
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - May 31, 2014, 11:42 pm

Police Brutality -


TAGS: kids party piss water
Rating: 4.62/5

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skyking - May 16, 2011, 4:14 pm
IT should say If you noticed that they are getting drunk on piss water than you are gay
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:33 am
I'm an american who moved to europe for love... that didn't work out... so i'm stayin' for the beer!!!
GySgt1811 - September 25, 2010, 10:44 am
Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe? 'Cause it's like f**cking near water. 5 Fosters
ICEMAN - September 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
It's better that unleaded clydesdale piss. But that ain't sayin' much. 5

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE - But first it will piss you off.


TAGS: sooo you building a catcave too and i hear tony is pissed
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
Actually Tony is grrrrrrrreat with everything! 5 tigers in your tank!


TAGS: piss off cry babies misstherest
Rating: 3.86/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:31 pm
welcome back! I've enjoyed your stuff while I explore the archives. Looking forward to your new stuff!
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:35 pm
Thanks. It is a strange feeling... Kind of like coming home and finding a new stepmom and siblings.
spacedog - May 17, 2013, 5:56 pm
Welcome back 5150!
falloutghoul - May 17, 2013, 12:52 pm
Yay! Welcome back!

COMEDY WITHIN TRAGEDY - It's listening to reporters around the world struggle to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.

CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!

TAGS: pissed beaver im getting a cleaver
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am
Who told yu we had WMDs


ATLAS - He bombed 1L. He was thus punished by the mods.

TAGS: don t piss off a moderator
Rating: 3.17/5

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LSD - March 31, 2010, 9:34 am
The Atlas mountains in North Africa. IIRC.
Woodywood03a - March 2, 2010, 9:18 am
I wonder...
Derek - March 2, 2010, 1:13 am
Always wondered what he stood upon

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS - They're best left until you're sober.

SHARK HAMMOCK - Latest Arab craze, nail beds are so last century. No wonder they are so pissed off all the time

Like the shirt dude -

TAGS: pissing off obsessive sports fans for the lolz
Rating: 2.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
You caught my drift.
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 2:30 am
It's 126 to love, but they've got the ball now!
Silverheart - June 17, 2013, 1:37 am

See which team get the most hole-in-ones? Slam dunk the most pucks? Watch the other team get gutter balls.


TAGS: taz tasmainian devil pissed get you work
Rating: 1.91/5

R. KELLY - pissed

TAGS: pissed
Rating: 1.73/5

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OJ - August 9, 2008, 6:11 am
R Kelly: Not Guilty

SPY - French people piss me off

TAGS: tf2 spy french people pissed
Rating: 1.44/5

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NumberXIII - February 3, 2012, 2:04 am
kinda says a lot about dogmatism, eh? Or the American gov't, for that matter. Stick to the rules to closely, and you'll get screwed, or things slip by on "technicalities".
forseti - November 8, 2010, 2:28 pm
Ive had worse ones than this get approved... THAT'S a problem, dude!!
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:19 pm

no you haven't
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:03 pm
Ive had better ones than this get denied...
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:53 am
trash this is a poor attempt at humor by a tf2 fan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:56 pm
Loosely translated It means One Lion
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:51 pm
What does this mean?


TAGS: bad day pissed fire fork
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 19, 2017, 11:23 pm

I've had more than a few of those days. In a row. Welcome to the club Jinx!